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  • Opportunist Knocks

  • Country Mouse, City Mouse Devour Face Of Homeless Corpse

  • History Sighs, Repeats Itself

  • Animal Comes In Fun Animal Shape

  • Drummer Forced To Retrieve Sticks From Audience For Encore

  • Catholic Church Quietly Re-condemns Galileo

  • Bystander Stops To Watch Incompetent Parallel-Park Job

  • Greasy Spoon Has Crusty Forks

  • Thumb War Senseless

  • Well, Someone’s Gotta Play Oboe,’ Screams Frustrated Band Teacher

  • Parallel Universe ‘So Much Better,’ Says Alternate You

  • Christian Rock Band Gives Up Pyrotechnics For Lent

  • Lower Class Dismissed

  • Cycle Of Violence Running Smoothly

  • Recently Discovered Egyptian Tomb Sure Smells Like Mummies

  • Wrong Spray Merely Freshens Attacker

  • Chardonnay Vomited Into NPR Tote

  • Harlem Globetrotters Keep Basketball Just Out Of Reach Of Make-A-Wish Kid

  • Headlights Caught In Deer


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