Real Estate

It’s Dad’s weekend. Try to make him feel like you want to be there. Reference #19887

This five-year-old listing of your new acquaintance’s house should immediately confirm any suspicions. Reference #66873

Pizzas from both large chains and local restaurants have successfully found their way to this three-bedroom, two-bath home, so that much is set. Reference #24350

Listen, no one’s trying to broadcast private details about your life to the whole world, but you should know that living here would absolutely violate…

Tis a humble and rudely constructed domicile, true, but ’tis warm and dry, and there be space enough to lay your head on some flax…

This picturesque luxury cottage is available free of charge until the family that owns it gets back from their trip to Montauk. Reference #07965

Live in the very house where a man failed to pay $200,000 in taxes over 10 years…if you dare! Reference #29301

This three-bedroom house was remodeled to look like a giant meatball after the owner mentioned to the host of an HGTV show that he sometimes…

This house has a great porch and gets plenty of natural light, but if you’re going to spend 12 hours a day on Reddit, it…

This flawless four-bedroom Craftsman mirage appears on the horizon to desperate house shoppers, only to disappear as soon as they reach the door. $800,000. Reference…

Come on, look at how cool this tower thingy is. Imagine sitting in a little circular room like that. So cool. Reference #56727

Foregoing any flowery language about reigniting the passion in your marriage, we’re just going to come out and say this secluded vacation rental is perfect…