Real Estate


  • Plenty Of Fresh Air!
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    Plenty Of Fresh Air!

    Located in the commercial district, 1,025 linear-ft. living space/tunnel through various offices, near the ceiling. Free heat during the winter, cold AC in the summer.

  • Act Now!
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    Act Now!

    Downtown studio apartment. One-day lease with option to renew pending progress of demolition crew.

  • Car Lover’s Dream
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    Car Lover’s Dream

    This cozy one-story is tailor-made for the auto enthusiast. Eat, sleep, work, and play either adjacent to or inside a real live car! Ultramodern features…

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