Real Estate

That was reverse psychology. Please buy this house. Did it work? Seriously, though, don’t buy this house. Open house Sunday, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.…

Just about everybody hooked up at the high school parties Ron Haase threw at his folks’ place. Now they’re packing up and moving to a…

Live in the work cubicle that you already spend more than half your fucking life in! Surprise, surprise: Several office properties in the area, including…

300 rooms, all filled with old people.

This house is blue!

If you are a mouse, this is the house for you. It is an almost cartoonish hole at the bottom of a white wall. It…

This beautiful two-bedroom Colonial is the perfect place to raise a family and—whoa there, buddy, nothing to see here. With a spacious backyard and a…

Uptight, fastidious, type-A personality seeks slovenly, carefree roommate to share apartment. Ideal applicant would only be able to put up with neurotic cleaning and constant…

Too bad, the contractor forgot to put them in.

Featuring double-locked doors, high-speed Internet, and no mirrors to reflect that sad, pathetic face back at you.

Profoundly warm and inviting, this perfect residence has everything you desire. Sounds expensive, right? Well, rejoice, for your true home is not an opulent building…

Sometimes, dreams do come true. Not this time, though. Buy this mediocre home and then imagine you live somewhere much, much better. Back deck with…

This three-bed, two-bath early ’70s split-level ranch has witnessed eight births and three deaths over two generations. Perfect for the misanthrope who desires a tangential…

Put that painful divorce behind you with this 456-sq.-ft. studio apt. The kitchenette is ideal for microwaving half of a Subway meatball sub, while the…

Take a closer look at all these gems still available to the right buyer!

Sick of slumping from room to room? Why slump when you can bounce? Springboards of various size/bounce guide you from one room to the next…