Real Estate

This place is pretty unremarkable, but hey, it’s got a wine fridge! That’s pretty fun! Don’t worry about the foundation! Reference #68903

 It’s new construction in your price range that’s near a good school and your family with plenty of space for everything the future holds, so…

Who says ectopic pregnancy has to be a bad thing? Pending a medically necessary eviction, this luxurious short-term rental can fit a growing fertilized egg…

Why did you agree to pay $300,000 over asking and sign something called an upside-down mortgage?  Reference #324192

Nondescript white room with no doors or windows whatsoever! Don’t worry about inquiring. If it’s a good fit, you will wake up here! Reference #197622

The perfect three-bed, one-bath home for six bandmates, your girlfriends, and all your gear.  Reference #378314

Authentic countryside silo pre-furnished with 550 tons of dried corn. Priced to sell, as the previous owner died of asphyxiation.  Reference #829583

This restored 1860s Victorian is haunted by a fanatically nudist ghost. Previous owners got sick of waking up in the middle of the night stark…