Real Estate

A bit of cancer is a small price to pay for this charming bungalow in the 500-mile exclusion zone surrounding the site of a catastrophic…

With warm wood paneling and a kitchen full of character actors looking for work, you won’t find a more charming home for entertaining. Reference #62342

Your in-laws will feel right at home insisting that this cozy one-bedroom condo is big enough to host them for two full weeks. Reference #48151

This warm and beckoning glow is conveniently located just beyond your grasp, but if you run toward it you just might find the calming space…

Be the next Brady Bunch superfan to waste $2.4 million because they didn’t read the listing carefully. Reference #67209

This house is ideal, apart from one bedroom having a full-size Skee-Ball machine in it. We don’t know how they got it in there. Did…

This reasonably priced two-bedroom offers homebuyers the exciting chance to help push out the working-class residents who have called the neighborhood home for generations.

What would you say? The night would come and go, but this 3-bedroom, 2-bath Tudor-style house could last a lifetime. Think of it. A whole…

Beautiful Georgian home in a perfect neighborhood, your literal dream home, except get this: They painted the fucking brick. What kind of moron would paint…

This 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath home is conveniently located on a bustling stretch of tarmac at LaGuardia Airport. Reference #257977

Statistically speaking, home is the place where you are most likely to die—so how’s this one feel to you? Reference #28106

Oh, so you’re looking for a nice house in a good school district with a little curb appeal? Look no further, sheeple! Your suburban wet…

Lots of space in this end-of-the-row unit you can walk or roll into. Located in the basement of the public library, this place comes with…

This newly renovated home has everything you need to move right in, including a loving Cantonese family ready to welcome you with open arms. Reference…

Sort of a perk, right? Okay, sure, you and Jeff aren’t that close these days, but in theory it might be nice to see him…

Since its construction in the late 18th century, this historic mansion has always been available to the highest bidder. Reference #19827

This two-dimensional, hand-painted set of a street corner in Washington Heights, Manhattan, comes from a recent local high school production of In The Heights. Reference…