MANHATTAN, KS—In his third hammer-induced communion with the Son of God in as many days, local resident Bart Peintner made a vociferous appeal to Lord Jesus Christ Almighty Monday following a blunt ball-peen-hammer blow to his left thumb. “Holy Jesus Christ Almighty in Heaven!” said Peintner, who was repairing a chair at the time of the thumb injury/spiritual communion. Added Peintner: “Jesus Fucking Christ!” Spokespersons for Fucking Christ were unavailable for comment at press time.
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