The U.S. government issued new guidance that would deny visas to applicants with certain chronic health conditions such as diabetes or obesity if they may pose a financial burden on public resources. What do you think?

“The stuff they’re calling diabetes over there just isn’t up to our standards.”

Jake Mather, Sandwich Assembler

“But they shouldn’t be too healthy either.”

Shane Asplund, Unemployed

“Aw c’mon, there’s plenty of medical debt for everyone.”

Barbie Mostowy, Agricultural Informant

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