A judge in Missouri resigned after wearing an Elvis Presley wig in court, coming after a disciplinary commission determined he failed to maintain order and decorum. What do you think?

“Either wear a full Elvis costume or don’t even bother showing up to work.”

Bjorn Geisler, Systems Analyst

“Little Richard gave me 25 to life.”

David Baroody, Retired Volunteer

“Yet in England they’re required.”

Katie Priest, Lottery Participant

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