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Vol 61: Issue 49

American Voices

Hollywood Films Increasingly Funded By Saudi Arabia

Hollywood is increasingly looking to Saudi Arabia for financing as other sources of money have dried up in the aftermath of the Covid-19 pandemic, though…
Entertainment

Quentin Tarantino Slams Paul Dano As Worst Actor On Wikifeet

LOS ANGELES—In a shockingly personal attack on the actor’s arches, filmmaker Quentin Tarantino made comments Friday slamming Paul Dano as the worst actor on Wikifeet.…
American Voices

Malaysia Bans Social Media For Children Under 16

Starting in 2026, Malaysia will ban social media accounts for anyone under 16, joining other countries such as Australia in imposing digital age limits. What…
American Voices

Japanese Company Unveils Human Washing Machine

A Japanese tech firm has developed a capsule-style human washing machine, which is able to automatically wash and dry a person. What do you think?
Politics

Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator

ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to…
News

Pros And Cons Of War With Venezuela

Tensions between the United States and Venezuela are escalating, with President Trump stating that land strikes on drug traffickers could come “very soon.” The Onion…

Entertainment

‘Marty Supreme’ Director Explains Film Slight Dramatization Of Real-Life LeBron James

NEW YORK—Confirming his new film fell somewhere between fact and fiction, director Josh Safdie explained to reporters Friday that Marty Supreme was a slight dramatization…
Politics

Kristi Noem Places Pushpin In Bespoke Map Of Every Place She’s Deported Someone To
Politics

Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
Entertainment

What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’

Heated Rivalry, a new Canadian romance series, has exploded in popularity since it premiered on HBO Max last week. Here is everything you need to…
News

WHO: ‘Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels’
Politics

Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke

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