A Japanese tech firm has developed a capsule-style human washing machine, which is able to automatically wash and dry a person. What do you think?

“It’s nice to see real innovation in drowning.”

Joshua Gibson, Salami Slicer

“Thanks, but my dishwasher already gets me spotless.”

Astrid Thackorie, Junior Referee

“And fire the servants who sponge my body down?”

Maurice Hissom, Button Replacer

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