Starting in 2026, Malaysia will ban social media accounts for anyone under 16, joining other countries such as Australia in imposing digital age limits. What do you think?

“Man, pedophiles just can’t catch a break.”

Madison Herczeg, Gorilla Groomer

“I guess I’ll have to start meeting underage kids the old fashioned way.”

Derek Wilgus, Retired Tourist

“Can Malaysia afford to fall behind in teenage depression?”

Jimbo Loftin, Salt Packager

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