A new study found that about one in five urinary tract infections can be traced to E. coli-contaminated meat. What do you think?

“Is it possible food affects the body in other ways, too?”

Hal Rivera, Slang Updater

“That’s why I always pee after McDonald’s.”

Martha Wilfong, Amateur Tobacconist

“I guess I could switch to contaminated fish.”

Chris Narendorf, Sandal Sizer

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