Once Thanksgiving dinner is over, many Americans find their refrigerators packed with several days’ worth of leftover food that often goes to waste. The Onion shares tips for repurposing your holiday leftovers.
Hang onto them for Christmas stocking stuffers.
Provide any uneaten turkey to PETA for resuscitation.
By whisking a couple of eggs into your leftovers, you can make them grosser.
Apply gravy to hinges, window frames, and moving machine parts.
Leftover pie can easily be repurposed as pie.
Once those biscuits get hard, they’ll be ripe for chuckin’.
Casserole waste can be safely recycled at your local Best Buy.
Completely ignore a food pantry’s donation guidelines and leave your leftovers there.
Remember, raccoon Thanksgiving is Monday.
