OpenAI has launched a new AI-powered web browser for macOS called ChatGPT Atlas, featuring split-screen chat companion and an agent mode to complete tasks. What do you think?

“I’d rather have AI insidiously take over my existing browser.”

Joel Nyberg, Corporate Clairvoyant

“I could definitely use an AI assistant to help me use ChatGPT.com.”

Stella Bachelder, Pet Masseuse

“Call me back when it can watch my porn for me.”

Charlie Cortina, Pudding Flavorer

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