Eighty-year-old Betty Kellenberger, without realizing it, became the oldest person to complete the Appalachian Trail, pushing through injuries and weather challenges to finish the full 2,197-mile hike. What do you think?

“Eh, sounds cool, but eventually she’ll need to figure out what she wants to do with her life.”

Louise Hicks, Snack Assembler

“I plan on getting all of my exercise in at the end, too.”

Norbert Bartoe, Umbrella Tester

“It’s gonna take a much older person to inspire me to get outside.”

Jacob Alden, Sprinkle Manufacturer

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