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Vol 61: Issue 44

American Voices

80-Year-Old Becomes Oldest Woman To Hike Appalachian Trail

Eighty-year-old Betty Kellenberger, without realizing it, became the oldest person to complete the Appalachian Trail, pushing through injuries and weather challenges to finish the full…
American Voices

Elon Musk Launches Grokipedia To Compete With Wikipedia

Elon Musk launched Grokipedia, a crowdsourced online encyclopedia developed by his company xAI, as a direct competitor to Wikipedia, although users report many articles are…
News

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
Football, Sports

Cam Skattebo Assured He’ll Only Be Missing Giants Games

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—In an effort to console the team’s star running back as he recuperated from a season-ending lower-leg injury, the New York Giants medical…
News

Prince Andrew Stripped Of Royal Computer Privileges

LONDON—In a stunning reversal of fortune for the controversy-plagued younger brother of King Charles III, Buckingham Palace announced Friday that the former Prince Andrew Mountbatten…
Local

RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands

WASHINGTON—Asking the children to please just take one since he had to acquire the organs from a “sketchy dealer” in West Virginia, Health Secretary Robert…

Local

Cursed Videotape Kills Anyone Who Swallows It Whole
Local

Scream Mask Left On While Using Toilet
Football, Sports

Mike McDaniel Coaches Game Lying Facedown On Sideline
American Voices

Nvidia Becomes First $5 Trillion Company

Nvidia became the first company to hit a $5 trillion market capitalization, putting it on par with the GDP of countries like Germany, despite many…
News

China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans

SEOUL—In a historic trade agreement that President Donald Trump touted as a major win for an American farmer, China reportedly agreed Thursday to purchase 11…
Local

Parents Ask Detained Nanny If She’s Still Free To Watch Kids Friday

CHICAGO—Hoping to lock down childcare so they could get out of the house for a fun date night this week, area parents Mitchell and Jessica…

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