Churches are deploying AI-powered chatbots that let users “text with Jesus,” tailor spiritual guidance, and engage with faith-based characters. What do you think?

“An intermediary between me and God? What am I, a Papist?”

Laura Grigg, Kiln Supervisor

“I accept Jesus into my hard drive.”

Hakim Washington, Chess Commentator

“I’m not big on technology, but I do love false idols.”

Danny Ezzo, Needle Threader

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