New Mexico will become the first U.S. state to offer free child care to all residents regardless of income, saving families up to about $12,000 per child each year. What do you think?

“Yeah, but I bet you have to pay for other stuff you want.”

Holly Choo, Grape Peeler

“Any states offering a free RAV4?”

John Wickwire, Plaque Engraver

“But child care is so cheap. All you need is a fence and some oatmeal.”

Seth Bemke, Napkin Folder

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