Study Finds It Possible To Die From Broken Heart 

A study published in Frontiers In Public Health found that it’s actually possible to die of a broken heart after the death of a loved one, especially if the grief is overwhelming. What do you think?

“It could be the steady diet of bereavement casseroles.”

Robin Wackerfuss, Ointment Prescriber

“Hopefully one day we’ll finally find a cure for love.”

Steven Dyell, Unemployed

“And yet the corrupt media has spent years telling us that having loved ones is safe.”

Hugh Sisman, Grievance Filer

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