A Kentucky man was arrested after allegedly killing his partner and leaving behind a to-do list, which included instructions to clean blood, dispose of the body, and hide evidence. What do you think?

“Vision boards are way less incriminating.”

Brandon Brummett, Hedgehog Stylist

“It’s easy to laugh, but to-do lists really can help murderers with ADHD.”

Clark Skirven, Tome Shelver

“This is why I memorize all my crimes with a mnemonic.”

Tara Frick, Unemployed

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