AI-Enabled Teddy Bear Pulled From Shelves For Giving Advice On BDSM, Where To Find Knives

Sales of an AI-enabled plush teddy bear were suspended after it was found to have given children explicit sexual content and dangerous guidance, such as where to find knives in the home and discussions of fetishes. What do you think?

“Looks like I picked a good year to forget my daughter’s birthday.”

Ethan Grigg, Diner Promoter

“To be fair, I learned a lot about my sexuality from my Stretch Armstrong doll.”

Portia Balenti, Chicken Behaviorist

“At least the information was probably incorrect.”

Max Thorne, Gear Oiler

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