Obituaries

Bob Qualley, 72, learned the hard way the dangers of juggling snakes.

Despite his family’s pleading, Richard Blakely died at age 82 on the nice rug.

Randy Faber, 49, died Saturday after a horn impaling his chest confirmed his severe rhino allergy.

The widow of the recently deceased Leonard Hendrick, 66, would like all single men in the community to know that her husband died and she…

Gail Barnsom, 74, tragically lost her battle with escalators Thursday.

Benjamin Yates passed away tragically at age 53, leaving a gaping hole in his local community and torso.

That fucker, aged who the fuck cares, finally kicked the bucket Monday, that prick. After living a no-good waste of a life, family and friends…

Freida Meeks, 90, died Sunday but will not be discovered by staff at her ramshackle nursing home for another three months.

Amy Chandler, 38, was burned at the stake for the crime of witchcraft, which is more of an indictment of modern-day Oklahoma than anything.

Mark Rodney, 52, passed away suddenly last Saturday. His family has announced that the first person to correctly guess his cause of death will win…

Antonio D’Angelo, 63, fell backward onto a knife in his apartment Tuesday, and that’s all you need to know.

Yasmine Polk, 56, passed over the rainbow bridge last Friday, becoming the first non-pet to do so.