The 208-year-old publication Farmers’ Almanac, not to be confused with the more famous Old Farmers’ Almanac, will cease publication with its 2026 edition, citing rising production and distribution costs in the shifting media landscape.

“I get most of my trout migration news on TikTok anyway.”

Alvaro Bahena, Coffee Critic

“That’s what they get for their woke coverage of tidal patterns.”

Dane Hackney, Sundial Calibrator

“And what of my rye?”

Lacie Krauss, Pinwheel Spinner

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