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New Spinoff Of ‘The Pitt’ Follows Heroic Workers At Pharmaceutical Ad Agency

BURBANK, CA—Piggybacking on the success of the Emmy-winning series, HBO Max announced a new spin-off of The Pitt Tuesday that portrays the struggles faced by heroic workers…
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‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On
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‘Chief Of War’ Producers Confirm Season 2 Will Show Hawaiians Battling Mark Zuckerberg

LOS ANGELES—Announcing the next chapter of the story was already in preproduction, Chief Of War producers confirmed Tuesday that the second season of the Apple TV+ series…
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Taylor Swift Breaks Down ‘The Life Of A Showgirl’ Track By Track

The Life Of A Showgirl, Taylor Swift’s newest album, will be released Oct. 3. The pop star gave The Onion a preview of the album,…
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Tom Cruise Buys Fitbit To Help Him Get 10,000 Daily Stunts

CLEARWATER, FL—Explaining that his personal health was everything to him, Tom Cruise told reporters Thursday he had purchased a Fitbit to help him get in…

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Charli XCX, George Daniel Gather Wedding Guests To Cut The Coke

SCOPELLO, SICILY—Beaming before the elegant pile of white powder, Charli XCX and her new husband George Daniel reportedly gathered their wedding guests together Sunday to…
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Artist Profile: Sombr

Sombr, the artist behind hits “Undressed” and “Back To Friends,” won his first ever award at the 2025 MTV VMAs on Sunday. The Onion shares…
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The Onion’s Guide To The Emmys

The 77th Primetime Emmy Awards will be broadcast on Sunday, Sept. 14. The Onion shares everything you need to know about this year’s most lauded…
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Emerald Fennell Assures Fans ‘Wuthering Heights’ Will Be Faithful Adaptation Of ‘Twilight’

LONDON—Promising a “dark, brooding romance,” Wuthering Heights director Emerald Fennell assured fans Thursday that her new movie would be a faithful adaptation of Twilight. “When you take on a…
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Everything We Know About ‘Euphoria’ Season 3 So Far

Filming for Euphoria Season 3 is underway with an expected release date of 2026. Here is everything we know about the series’ return so far.…
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Travis Kelce Asks If Wedding Can Be Shark Themed

LEAWOOD, KS—Lighting up as he outlined his vision for their special day, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce reportedly asked fiancée Taylor Swift on…

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Taylor Swift Spoils Travis Kelce For Anniversary By Cracking Egg Over His Kibble
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What To Know About ‘KPop Demon Hunters’

Netflix’s KPop Demon Hunters has been a smash hit, earning the streaming service its first box-office win and placing four songs in the top 10…
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Taylor Swift Tells Brittany Mahomes She Not Having Bridesmaids

LEAWOOD, KS—Insisting she wanted to keep her wedding as small and intimate as possible, recently engaged pop star Taylor Swift reportedly told Brittany Mahomes Friday…
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Dead-Eyed Travis Kelce Nods At Bow Tie Options For Cat Ring Bearers

LEAWOOD, KS—Periodically grunting and nodding his head, a dead-eyed Travis Kelce was reportedly viewing an array of bow tie options for cat ring bearers Thursday.…
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Taylor Swift Hints New Album Could Be About Her

NEW YORK—Sharing new details about her highly anticipated 12th studio album, pop superstar Taylor Swift dropped major hints on her Instagram story Tuesday that The…
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Presumably Real Television Show Comes To Acorn TV

NEW YORK—Stumped by the latest development to come out of the world of entertainment, sources confirmed Monday that presumably real television show Irish Blood had…

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