President Trump’s remodeling of the White House continues, which so far has included the demolition of the East Wing to add an expensive ballroom and outfitting his ensuite bathroom with premium Italian marble. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind the renovations.
3:
Chandeliers in the situation room
$500 million:
Funding from wealthy donors who expect nothing in return
18%:
Percentage of White House doors that will open to nothing but solid wall
12:
Seats for dignitaries in the T-Mobile Club Magenta VIP area
76° Fahrenheit:
Water temperature of sub-dance floor piranha tank
6,000:
Projected instances of sexual harassment in ballroom’s first year
