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Divorce Rumors Swirl After Hailey Bieber Spotted With Justin’s Severed Head

BEVERLY HILLS, CA—In a widely shared photo that sparked divorce rumors, model Hailey Bieber was spotted taking a walk Wednesday with husband Justin Bieber’s severed…
Entertainment

Nicole Kidman Tosses ‘The Garfield Movie’ Soundtrack Onto Burn Pile

NASHVILLE, TN—Adding to an already heaping assortment of books, clothing, and photos that reminded her of soon-to-be ex-husband Keith Urban, actress Nicole Kidman reportedly tossed…
Entertainment

Charli XCX, George Daniel Gather Wedding Guests To Cut The Coke

SCOPELLO, SICILY—Beaming before the elegant pile of white powder, Charli XCX and her new husband George Daniel reportedly gathered their wedding guests together Sunday to…
Local

Wedding Vows A Damning Chronicle Of How Much Bride Changed Herself For Groom

TRAVERSE CITY, MI—Raising their eyebrows at the bride’s assertion that she was “adventurous,” wedding guests of Tatiana Hines and Felix Byrne confirmed Friday that the…
Local

Sailor Regrets Getting Married To The Sea So Young

NEW BEDFORD, MA—Wishing he had seen more of life before taking on such a big commitment, local sailor Marcus Haines told reporters Tuesday that he…
Commentary

You’re Not The Man I Married—You’re Significantly More Attractive And Loving

Gerald, we need to talk. None of this is going to be easy for you to hear, but the simple fact is that you’ve changed.…

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Report: Wife Hasn’t Been Home In Few Days

MEDINA, OH—Speculating that the situation could be worth looking into at some point down the line, a report released Friday found that local wife Casey…
Local

‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things

CLEVELAND—In a well-meaning but ultimately futile attempt at emotional support, Chuck Fineman, a local husband who was no closer to fixing things, was thinking “Maybe…
News

What To Know About The 4B Movement

The South Korean radical feminist 4B movement, in which women swear off marriage, childbirth, dating men, and sex with men, has sparked intense conversations among…
Local

Emotionally Distant Husband Would Rather Watch ‘Stargate SG-1’ Than Have Honest Conversation About ‘Stargate SG-1’

BOSTON—Describing the behavior as an avoidance strategy used to ignore difficult subjects, local woman Sophia McKabe told reporters Thursday that her emotionally distant husband Doug…
Local

Couple Denied Marriage License After Failing To Prove Love Beyond Reasonable Doubt

KANSAS CITY, MO—Falling short of the high burden of proof demanded in the courthouse, area couple Alice Fields and Zachary Garcia were reportedly denied a…
News

What To Know About ‘Gray Divorce’

According to researchers, “gray divorce,” a term referring to divorce occurring at age 50 or older, is on the rise. Here is what to know…