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Man Tries To Save Marriage By Complimenting Wife’s Jacket

ANN ARBOR, MI—Addressing the woman who was growing to be more of a stranger every day, local man Ted Everett reportedly tried to save his…
Opinion

Conservatives Explain Why Child Marriage Should Be Legal

With Republicans critical of recent bills enforcing minimum age requirements for marriage, The Onion asked conservatives to explain why child marriage should be legal and…
Entertainment, News In Photos

Cynical Fan Gives Millie Bobby Brown’s Marriage 55 Years
American Voices, Opinion

Wyoming Republicans Criticize Bill Raising Legal Marriage Age To 18

The Wyoming Republican Party is criticizing a bill that seeks to implement a minimum age requirement for marriage, saying in an email to members that…
News

Prince William, Prince Harry Settle Dispute With Arranged Marriages Between Children

LONDON—In an effort to get past the acrimony stirred up by a recent Netflix documentary, Prince William and Prince Harry reportedly settled their dispute Monday…
American Voices, Opinion

Bill Protecting Same-Sex Marriage Signed Into Law

President Biden has signed into law the Respect for Marriage Act, mandating federal protections to same-sex and interracial couples, amid fears that the conservative Supreme…

American Voices, Opinion

Indonesia Bans Sex Outside Of Marriage

Indonesia’s parliament has approved a new criminal code that bans anyone in the country from having extramarital sex, including tourists while visiting, with the law…
Local

Child Walks In On Parents Failing To Reignite Spark In Marriage

LANSING, MI—After waking from a nightmare and running down the hallway to their bedroom, local child Logan McMurray, 9, accidentally walked in on his parents…
Opinion, Slideshow

What To Say To Someone Who Is Saving Themselves For Marriage

If you know someone who plans on saving sex for marriage, here are the things you should absolutely say to them.
American Voices, Opinion

Tom Brady, Gisele Bündchen Announce Divorce After 13 Years Of Marriage

Super Bowl-winning quarterback Tom Brady and supermodel Gisele Bündchen announced that they “amicably finalized” their divorce after 13 years of marriage. What do you think?
Football, Sports

Tom Brady Urges Rob Gronkowski To Join Him For Last Year Of Marriage

TAMPA BAY, FL—Promising that together, there was nothing the former teammates couldn’t do, Tom Brady reportedly urged Rob Gronkowski on Friday to join him in…
Entertainment

Disappointing Box Office Numbers For ‘Bros’ Force Biden To Ban Gay Marriage

WASHINGTON—In response to the disappointing box office numbers for the LGBTQ rom-com Bros, President Joe Biden was left with no choice Thursday but to ban…

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