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Vol 47: Issue 49

Entertainment

The Week In Pictures
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Entertainment

Nancy Grace's Kidnap Countdown

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Local

Equestrian Instinctively Feels Deep, Meaningless Connection With Horse
Local

Donut Shop Gets Weird After 11 A.M.

CHICAGO—According to unnerved sources, the donut shop at the corner of Belmont Avenue and Clark Street gets really weird after 11 a.m. “Up until about…
Local

Burglar Makes Sure To Crack Glass On Family Portrait

Sports

Coach Secretly Turned On By Illegal Formation

TAMPA, FL—Buccaneers quarterbacks coach Alex Van Pelt admitted to reporters Saturday that even though he knows it’s wrong and “very, very naughty,” he secretly gets…
Sports

On The National Championship Game Rematch

“The BCS is just another example of why we shouldn’t let anyone vote for anything in this country.” “As the top seed, LSU should have…
Politics

Who Is Romney Today?

Critics have long complained that instead of sticking to strong positions on issues such as immigration, federal spending, and health care reform, Republican presidential candidate…
Big Games, Sports

BCS National Championship Game

Alabama gets a mulligan and a chance to lose to LSU for the second time this year in a championship game that doubles as proof…
Dispatch, News

Shitty Graffiti Artist Captures 19-Year-Old Girl's Heart

’He’s Also A Terrible DJ!’ Teen Squeals
Entertainment

The Rachel Maddow Show

MSNBC

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