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Will Somebody Please Lance My Bloated Gut?

I loved you, gratis smorgasbord, and look what you have done. The agony of my inflated abdomen is too much to endure. I’ve consumed antacid…
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Stop Mocking My Antennae

Quit making fun of my antennae. I’m sick and tired of you slurring my heritage. You, the bastard issue of coarse yeomanry. I’m unique. Only…
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How to Stretch Your Social Security Dollars

Casino Corner
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Okay, I Admit It, I've Got Oscar on the Brain

The Outside Scoop
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Saturday Morning Live Is A Comedic Masterpiece!

There are ulterior motives hidden behind many of the articles you read in today’s media. For example, if Time magazine runs a glowing review of…

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Friction Must Be Eliminated!

Toward a Purer Physics

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