Details have begun to leak about an upcoming Pentagon report declassifying government intelligence about unidentified flying objects. The Onion provides some of the most intriguing details from the upcoming report on UFOs.

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Thursday, December 11, 2025
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Icy winds ruining hair, freezing it that way
Thursday, December 11, 2025
31°
Icy winds ruining hair, freezing it that way