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Hollywood Films Increasingly Funded By Saudi Arabia

Hollywood is increasingly looking to Saudi Arabia for financing as other sources of money have dried up in the aftermath of the Covid-19 pandemic, though…
Entertainment

Quentin Tarantino Slams Paul Dano As Worst Actor On Wikifeet

LOS ANGELES—In a shockingly personal attack on the actor’s arches, filmmaker Quentin Tarantino made comments Friday slamming Paul Dano as the worst actor on Wikifeet.…
Entertainment

‘Marty Supreme’ Director Explains Film Slight Dramatization Of Real-Life LeBron James

NEW YORK—Confirming his new film fell somewhere between fact and fiction, director Josh Safdie explained to reporters Friday that Marty Supreme was a slight dramatization…
Entertainment

MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content

WASHINGTON—Warning that the film might evoke certain feelings that audience members weren’t prepared to confront, the Motion Picture Association reportedly assigned Zootopia 2 a PG-13 rating Tuesday…
Politics

Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape

WASHINGTON—In an effort to bring an end to what he described as an anti-American trend in filmmaking, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday…
Entertainment

Cynthia Erivo Disappointed To Discover All Her ‘Wicked: For Good’ Scenes Cut

LOS ANGELES—Admitting she felt “a little silly” after getting all dressed up for the premiere, Cynthia Erivo told reporters Friday she was disappointed after discovering…

Entertainment

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sydney Sweeney

Sydney Sweeney, star of the new boxing film Christy, is once again at the center of controversy after the biopic flopped at the box office.…
Entertainment

‘Wicked’ Director Reveals Sequel Will Pick Up Right Where First Branded Tumbler Left Off

LOS ANGELES—Preparing fans to jump back into the beloved world of Oz, Wicked: For Good director Jon M. Chu revealed this week that the upcoming…
Commentary

I Bet Pedro Pascal Hates Parasocial Relationships

Ever feel like you have a “special connection” with an artist? Like if the two of you could only meet, you would be instant BFFs?…
Local

Uber Driver Seemingly Watching ‘Titanic’ For First Time

BROOKLINE, MA—Noting that the car swerved erratically every time the gig worker switched between his GPS navigation app and James Cameron’s 1997 film, local man…
News

Studios Enter Bidding War Over Napkin Stephen King Wrote ‘Ghoul’ On

LOS ANGELES—Anticipating the project could be the biggest horror hit of the decade, film studios were reportedly locked in a bidding war Friday over a…
Local

Cursed Videotape Kills Anyone Who Swallows It Whole

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