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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani

Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani made history Tuesday night when he was elected the first Muslim mayor of New York City. The Onion fact-checks the claims…
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Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent
Politics

‘Thank You For That Question,’ Responds Eric Adams To Swarm Of Rats He Forced To Act Out Debate

NEW YORK—Expressing gratitude for the opportunity to correct the record against his opponents, current New York City mayor and former candidate for reelection Eric Adams…
Politics

Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer

NEW YORK—Casting doubt on the mayoral candidate’s ability to effectively carry out the duties of the office, critics assailed New York State Rep. Zohran Mamdani…
Politics

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park
Sports

The U.S. Open By The Numbers

Jannik Sinner, Coco Gauff, and more of the world’s top tennis players are squaring off in New York for a major title in the fourth…

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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Andrew Cuomo

Despite losing the Democratic primary in June, Andrew Cuomo will be on the ballot this November as an independent candidate for New York City mayor.…
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Manhattan On Alert Following Sunrise Unaccompanied By Languid Clarinet Music

NEW YORK—Instinctively lowering themselves into a defensive crouch while awaiting the return of the eerily absent audio cue, Manhattan residents reportedly remained on alert Thursday…
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Zohran Mamdani: Some New Yorkers Say They Can Imagine Him With A Big Cape And Devil Horns
Politics

Andrew Cuomo Subpoenas Gynecological Records Of Women Who Didn’t Vote For Him
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Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers
American Voices

New York City Implements Congestion Pricing

Congestion pricing is now in effect in New York City after months of delays and legal challenges, with many curious how traffic will change throughout…

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