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JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance

WASHINGTON—During a confrontation in which it was firmly reiterated that the front entrance was for approved personnel only, Vice President JD Vance was once again…
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JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else

WASHINGTON—In the wake of a controversial incident aboard Air Force One in which President Donald Trump insulted a female journalist, Vice President JD Vance is…
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Trump To Vance: ‘I Need You To Say You Stole My Face In The 1990s’

WASHINGTON—Taking the vice president aside to discuss the administration’s response to the upcoming House of Representatives vote to release the Epstein files, President Donald Trump…
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Young Republicans Under Fire Over Racist, Homophobic Group Chat

Young Republican leaders sparked bipartisan condemnation over a leaked cache of thousands of racist, antisemitic, and homophobic texts, with Vice President JD Vance dismissing the…
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JD Vance Defends Erosion Of Democracy As ‘Happening’
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Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President

WASHINGTON—Calling him “the best man for the job,” President Donald Trump reportedly asked JD Vance Thursday to research whether the president was allowed to kill…

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JD Vance Asks National Guard Member If He Can Touch Gun

WASHINGTON—Approaching cautiously after waiting for an opportune moment to pose his question, Vice President JD Vance reportedly asked a National Guardsman patrolling the nation’s capital…
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JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror

WASHINGTON—In an expression of outrage at the vice president for his perceived ineptitude and lack of principles, JD Vance was reportedly booed Monday by his…
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Trump Readjusts Golf Tee In JD Vance’s Mouth
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Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself

WASHINGTON—Lighting up his phone night and day with their cruel taunts, a group of teenage girls reportedly convinced Vice President JD Vance to kill himself…
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JD Vance Rushes To Put Wife’s Head Back On After Fumbling Second Lady

WASHINGTON—Completely mortified while watching the body part detach, Vice President JD Vance reportedly rushed Thursday to put his wife’s head back on after fumbling the…
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JD Vance Reminded Caddies Not Allowed In Clubhouse

WEST PALM BEACH, FL—Finding himself stopped upon entering a building at the Trump International Golf Club, Vice President JD Vance was reportedly reminded by a…

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