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Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners

HILLIARD, OH—Reluctantly admitting to the table that she might have been too quick to judge, local mother Janet Greenbaum told family members Thursday that she…
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Office Adds Area For Lactating Mothers To Discreetly Pump Iron

TUCSON, AZ—In a move that has earned praise from women’s rights advocates, local business Leiderman Insurance reportedly unveiled a dedicated space Friday for lactating mothers…
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Mom Trying Something Called ‘The Serial Killer’s Diet’

LAWTON, OK—Disturbed by the sudden appearance of duct tape, rope, and plastic sheeting in the kitchen, sources confirmed Wednesday that local mom Jennifer Kirkendall was…
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Tips For Planning A Mother’s Day Brunch

Whether you go to a restaurant or host an event in your home, brunch is a great way to celebrate the maternal figures in your…
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Mother Extremists Hijack Airwaves To Broadcast Photos Of Their Children

WASHINGTON—Demanding viewers look upon their precious offspring or suffer dire consequences, extremist parenting organization Mamas United reportedly hijacked the airwaves Monday to broadcast photos of…
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Area Mom Freaking Out For No Reason Again

GALESBURG, IL—Area mother of three Mary Kleibert, 54, was once again freaking out for no reason Tuesday, sources within the Kleibert family reported.

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