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Fabergé Egg Recovered After Being Swallowed By Thief

Police in New Zealand recovered a rare $19,000 Fabergé egg pendant swallowed by an alleged thief, with the pendant exiting his body naturally after six…
News

Even Investigators Not Sure Why They Keep Releasing Details Of Gene Hackman’s Death

SANTA FE, NM—Appearing visibly giddy as they released to the public a new barrage of information about the deceased couple’s living conditions, personal lives, and…
Local

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop

LOS ANGELES—Faced with one final test before his admission to the criminal organization, gang initiate Hector Gunnerson was reportedly forced to peacefully deescalate a conflict…
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Police Catch Man Smuggling Cocaine Under Toupee

Colombian police apprehended a man attempting to smuggle 220 grams of cocaine in small bags hidden under his toupee, which authorities are now describing as…
Local

Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile

HOUSTON—After two weeks of posing as an underage girl online and exchanging messages with a suspected child predator, Detective Sgt. Gordon Aguero of the Harris…
Local

Police Baffled By Bottle-Shaped Paper Bag

BRIDGEPORT, CT—Local police officials are “utterly baffled” by a bottle-shaped paper bag that local resident Jimmy Kilty held while sitting on an East Side strip-mall…

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