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Cory Booker Delivers Historic 25-Hour Wedding Vows
Entertainment

Alarmed Taylor Swift Watches As Travis Kelce Prints Out Buffalo Wild Wings Catering Menu

LEAWOOD, KS—Her eyes widening at the sight of the piece of paper moving inch by inch out of the machine, an alarmed Taylor Swift reportedly…
Entertainment

Wedding Planner Gingerly Asks Taylor Swift If She’s Considered Dance Lessons

NEW YORK—Attempting to broach the sensitive subject as delicately as possible, Taylor Swift’s wedding planner reportedly asked the artist Friday if she had ever considered…
Commentary

The Cost Of This Wedding Is Making Me Matri-moan-y!

My dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of this man and this woman…and this empty wallet and this wiped-out checking…
Local

Everyone At Wedding Singles Table Cousins
Sports

Andy Reid Gently Tells Travis Kelce What Expected Of Him On Wedding Night

KANSAS CITY, MO—Stressing that preparation was important both on and off the field, Chiefs head coach Andy Reid reportedly sat tight end Travis Kelce down…

Entertainment

Travis Kelce Asks If Wedding Can Be Shark Themed

LEAWOOD, KS—Lighting up as he outlined his vision for their special day, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce reportedly asked fiancée Taylor Swift on…
Entertainment

Taylor Swift Tells Brittany Mahomes She Not Having Bridesmaids

LEAWOOD, KS—Insisting she wanted to keep her wedding as small and intimate as possible, recently engaged pop star Taylor Swift reportedly told Brittany Mahomes Friday…
Entertainment

Dead-Eyed Travis Kelce Nods At Bow Tie Options For Cat Ring Bearers

LEAWOOD, KS—Periodically grunting and nodding his head, a dead-eyed Travis Kelce was reportedly viewing an array of bow tie options for cat ring bearers Thursday.…
Local

Completely Charmless Flower Girl Walks Directly Down Aisle

CANYON LAKE, TX—Remarking that the 3-year-old didn’t even come close to stealing the show at a recent family wedding, witnesses reported Monday that they were…
Local

Bachelorette Party Provides Friends Valuable Time To Get High With Bride’s Cousin

PALM SPRINGS, CA—Appreciative of the quality time with those who have touched the life of their dear friend, guests at a bachelorette party expressed gratitude…
Local

Dad Spends Daughter’s Wedding Day Thinking About History Of Oil

MOUNT CLEMENS, MI—With guests congratulating him and his family as his mind drifted back from the very beginnings of ancient organic matter becoming trapped beneath…

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