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Vol 61: Issue 50

American Voices

Golden Globes Introduces Best Podcast Category

The Golden Globe Awards announced the addition of a new best podcast category, with the inaugural nominees avoiding podcasts that are controversial and politically charged.…
News

Study Finds Young People Now Watch More YouTube Content Than Zoetropes Of Galloping Horses

LOS ANGELES—In a groundbreaking finding that reveals a major shift in media consumption habits, a new study published Wednesday found that young people now watch…
Local

Customer Service Discloses Call Will Be Monitored For Sadistic Amusement

NEW YORK—As part of what the telecommunications giant characterizes as an ongoing commitment to transparency, Verizon’s customer service line began informing users this week that…
American Voices

Fabergé Egg Recovered After Being Swallowed By Thief

Police in New Zealand recovered a rare $19,000 Fabergé egg pendant swallowed by an alleged thief, with the pendant exiting his body naturally after six…
News

Clinic Closures Force More Rural Americans To Rely On Horse Who Stomps Twice When Patient Has Cancer

WASHINGTON—In the wake of the Trump administration’s decision to require employers to pay a $100,000 fee in order to hire immigrant physicians on H-1B visas,…
Local

Man Humiliates Himself At Holiday Party By Telling Coworkers He Appreciates Them

CINCINNATI—Saying the man’s reputation was unlikely ever to recover from the embarrassment, sources confirmed Tuesday that local accountant Josh Hunter had completely humiliated himself at…

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American Voices

Multiple Countries Boycott Eurovision Over Israel’s Participation

Several European broadcasters including Ireland, Spain, and the Netherlands announced a boycott of the 2026 Eurovision Song Contest after Israel was allowed to participate, arguing…
Entertainment

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.

LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had…
Politics

Fact-Checking Trump On Affordability

President Trump continues to make misleading statements about affordability despite the Consumer Price Index indicating an increase in costs for many goods and services. The…

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