Build-a-Bear Workshop’s stock, defying the threat of tariffs on its Chinese-sourced inventory, has surged over 2,000% in the past 5 years, outpacing Wall Street darlings such as Nvidia and Palantir. What do you think?

“It’s a brilliant business move to outsource the building of your bears.”

Carolyn Polk, Aquarium Refiller

“Makes sense. My kid hated the graphics processing units I bought for him to cuddle with.”

Dennis Stratman, Productivity Analyst

“Maybe Nvidia should also consider opening a kiosk at Twelve Oaks Mall.”

Terrell Morris, Button Manufacturer

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