In the largest civil penalty in Federal Trade Commission history, Amazon agreed to pay a $2.5 billion settlement to resolve claims that it misled customers into Prime enrollments and made cancellations difficult. What do you think?

“Amazon needs to stop mistreating their customers and focus on mistreating their workers.”

Adam Dokels, Unemployed

“Just think of how much you could buy on Amazon with that settlement money.”

Bruce Moises, Rice Purchaser

“I knew getting Prime would eventually pay off.”

Selena Alcantar, Batter Mixer

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