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Nintendo Warns Users Not To Remove Protective Foreskin From Switch 2

REDMOND, WA—Issuing a warning before the console’s highly anticipated launch this week, Nintendo announced Tuesday that users of the Switch 2 should not remove its…
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Grade School’s Gifted Program Admits Kids Who Can Emotionally Handle Time Away From iPad

NASHUA, NH—Providing enrichment activities for students with abilities that set them apart from their peers, the gifted program at Middlebrook Elementary only admits kids who…
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AI Version Of Dead Arizona Man Addresses Killer During Sentencing

The killer of an Arizona man was sentenced to over 10 years behind bars after his victim spoke to the court via artificial intelligence in…
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Scientists Discover New Color That Can Only Be Seen Using Laser

A team of scientists claims to have discovered a new color that humans cannot see without the help of technology, with researchers saying they were…
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New iPad Offers 3 Months Of Something Called Apple Deli+

CHICAGO—Unsure what to make of the perk that came bundled with his recently purchased device, area man David Halstead reported Tuesday that his new iPad…
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What To Know About The Hallow Prayer App

Hallow, a Catholic prayer app, is observing Lent with a prayer challenge featuring celebrities like Mark Wahlberg, who is also an investor in the app.…

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Noom Weight Loss Quiz Guarantees Personalized Insults Tailored To Users’ Insecurities

NEW YORK—In a continued effort to harness the power of psychology to help customers achieve their fitness goals, Noom announced Monday that the company’s weight loss…
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Cybertruck Owner Brags About High-Tech Pedal That Makes Vehicle Accelerate When Pressed

LOS ANGELES—Praising the latest of the car’s bleeding-edge features that felt like they came from the future, Cybertruck owner Anselm Hart bragged to friends Monday…
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Phone Manually Turned Off With Intensity Of Mobster Smothering Witness With Pillow

CINCINNATI—In an act that demonstrated a singularly cold-blooded focus, 32-year-old Andrew Thompson reportedly turned off his phone Monday with the intensity of a mobster smothering…

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