Survey: 1 In 5 High Schoolers Knows Someone Who Has Had An AI Relationship

A new survey found that nearly one in five high schoolers say they or someone they know has had a romantic relationship with AI. What do you think?

“I never thought a decline in teen pregnancy would sound so depressing.”

Autumn Lin, Progress Tracker

“A lot of kids just lie about getting to second base with a machine to sound cool.”

Tyler Ross, Scooter Appraiser

“Still less weird than a senior dating a freshman.”

Victor Huang, Insect Magnifier

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