A curio shop owner was arrested and charged for allegedly selling “genuine human remains” online, attempting to pass them off as “educational models.” What do you think?

“We only use 10% of our bones anyway.”

Ariel Bellemare, Coyote Herder

“I hope the bones get reunited with the people missing them.”

Lucas Moran, Trend Enforcer

“What was she supposed to do, give them away for free?”

Irwin Alderson, Burrito Swaddler

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