Instagram will by default limit teens to PG-13 content on its platform, while also not allowing them to change their settings without a parent’s permission. What do you think?

“How do I get my daughter to tell me how old she is?”

Henrik Larsen, Llama Shearer

“My 14-year-old is mature enough to decide how many decapitations she sees.”

Farah Rahimi, Seance Technician

“Another win for orphans!”

Noah Fitzgerald, Hydration Specialist

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