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Facebook Entirely Memorialized Accounts

PALO ALTO, CA—Responding to reports that Facebook maintains a large and active user base, Facebook parent company Meta confirmed Wednesday that the pioneering social media…
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Mark Zuckerberg Worried Facebook Listening To Him After Being Pushed Shirt That Says ‘I Just Laid Off 10,000 Employees’

PALO ALTO, CA—Noting the eerie feeling of being surveilled, Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg reportedly expressed concern Tuesday that Facebook was listening to him after he…
American Voices, Opinion

Facebook, Instagram End Trump’s Suspension From Platforms

Meta has announced that Donald Trump’s Facebook and Instagram accounts will be reinstated, two years after he was suspended over incendiary posts about the Jan.…
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Trump Returns To Facebook After 2 Years To Find Everyone Engaged And Having Babies

PALM BEACH, FL—Wistfully remarking how things had changed since he left the social media site two years ago, former President Donald Trump reportedly returned to…
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Facebook HQ On Lockdown After Mark Zuckerberg’s Avatar Breaks Out Of Metaverse

MENLO PARK, CA—Amid grim reports that several engineers working in the virtual reality server room had been violently dismembered, Facebook’s headquarters were on lockdown Friday…
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Facebook Employees Sigh As Mark Zuckerberg Tries For 10th Time To Break Board With Fist

MENLO PARK, CA—With their CEO claiming he had been able to do it before when no one was looking, Facebook employees reportedly sighed Wednesday as…

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Friend’s Facebook Status Hints At Fact That Being Wife A Prison From Which She Can Never Be Free

HARTFORD, CT—Identifying the clues laid out in the user’s many posts, local woman Dana Coyne told reporters Tuesday that the Facebook status of friend, Lindsay…
American Voices, Opinion

Facebook Gave Private Messages To Police In Teen’s Abortion Case

A 17-year-old from Nebraska and her mother are facing criminal charges for performing an illegal abortion after police obtained from Facebook the pair’s private chat…
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Heroic Investigator Comments ‘What Happened?’ On Facebook Death Announcement

MONROEVILLE, AL—Opening a probe into the cause of death of the stranger who had appeared upon his news feed, local heroic investigator Matthew Mallery reportedly…
American Voices, Opinion

Facebook Paid GOP Strategy Firm For Anti-TikTok Campaign

According to reports, Meta, Facebook’s parent company, hired a Republican consulting firm called Targeted Victory to “orchestrate a nationwide campaign” to sway public opinion against…
American Voices, Opinion

Facebook To Permit Posts Calling For Violence Against Russia, Death Of Putin

According to leaked emails, Meta will temporarily change its hate speech policy to allow Facebook and Instagram users in some countries to call for violence…
American Voices, Opinion

Facebook Shutting Down Facial-Recognition Software

Facebook has announced plans to stop using facial-recognition software and delete the data collected from over a billion users, which comes in the wake of…

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