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New Spinoff Of ‘The Pitt’ Follows Heroic Workers At Pharmaceutical Ad Agency

BURBANK, CA—Piggybacking on the success of the Emmy-winning series, HBO Max announced a new spin-off of The Pitt Tuesday that portrays the struggles faced by heroic workers…
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Nation Grateful To GOP For Protecting It From TV

WASHINGTON—Thanking the government for defending the public from the terrifying screen in their homes, the American people confirmed Thursday that they were grateful to Republicans…
Baseball, Sports

Minor League Play-By-Play Announcer Just Sounds Like Normal Guy
Entertainment

The Onion’s Guide To The Emmys

The 77th Primetime Emmy Awards will be broadcast on Sunday, Sept. 14. The Onion shares everything you need to know about this year’s most lauded…
Entertainment

Emerald Fennell Assures Fans ‘Wuthering Heights’ Will Be Faithful Adaptation Of ‘Twilight’

LONDON—Promising a “dark, brooding romance,” Wuthering Heights director Emerald Fennell assured fans Thursday that her new movie would be a faithful adaptation of Twilight. “When you take on a…
Entertainment

What To Know About ‘KPop Demon Hunters’

Netflix’s KPop Demon Hunters has been a smash hit, earning the streaming service its first box-office win and placing four songs in the top 10…

American Voices

Eric Adams Aide Accused Of Bribing Journalist With Cash Inside Potato Chip Bag

A longtime advisor to New York City Mayor Eric Adams was suspended from his reelection campaign after she handed a reporter a potato chip bag…
Entertainment

Taylor Swift Hints New Album Could Be About Her

NEW YORK—Sharing new details about her highly anticipated 12th studio album, pop superstar Taylor Swift dropped major hints on her Instagram story Tuesday that The…
Entertainment

Presumably Real Television Show Comes To Acorn TV

NEW YORK—Stumped by the latest development to come out of the world of entertainment, sources confirmed Monday that presumably real television show Irish Blood had…
American Voices

MSNBC Renamed MS NOW

MSNBC will rebrand as MS NOW, an acronym for My Source News Opinion World, later this year, dropping the NBC name and peacock logo to…
Entertainment

New Law Requires 15% Of Cocaine Received By Child Actors Be Set Aside For Future

WASHINGTON—In a move designed to help minors in the entertainment industry hold on to their hard-earned substances, Congress passed a new law Thursday that requires…
Entertainment

Book Character Straight Up Says She Hopes To Be Played By Nicole Kidman In Miniseries

AURORA, IL—Pausing to confirm she had read that correctly, local woman Liz Jackson reported Wednesday that the main character in the novel she was reading…

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