Tinder is rolling out a mandatory Face Check feature in California, prompting users to undergo a biometric face scan to verify their identity before they can use the app. What do you think?

“As long as they don’t fact-check anything else on my profile…”

Bob Huntley, Regional Receptionist

“Hopefully they implement ab verification, too.”

Joseph Gray, Tub Filler

“Good, I’d feel much better knowing the person negging me is real.”

David Walker, Board Eraser

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