Supermodel Tyra Banks introduced a warm, drinkable dessert called Hot Mama, describing it as “the world’s first hot ice cream experience.” What do you think?

“This is Cindy Crawford’s ‘smokable donuts’ all over again.”

Finn McCune, Chicken Groomer

“Of course a skinny person thinks they invented drinking ice cream.”

Ross Humphrey, Municipality Namer

“You mean clam chowder?”

Julie Zessin, Factory Picketer

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