Magazine Archives - The Onion https://theonion.com/entertainment/magazine/ America’s Finest News Source Fri, 19 Sep 2025 17:34:21 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9 https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/cropped-site-icon.png?w=32 Magazine Archives - The Onion https://theonion.com/entertainment/magazine/ 32 32 234789167 Charlie Kirk, Not In His Own Words: We Honor The Right-Wing Activist By Making Up Quotes That Sound Much Better, Given The Moment https://theonion.com/charlie-kirk-not-in-his-own-words-we-honor-the-right-wing-activist-by-making-up-quotes-that-sound-much-better-given-the-moment/ Thu, 18 Sep 2025 19:59:05 +0000 https://theonion.com/?p=1851690993 The post Charlie Kirk, Not In His Own Words: We Honor The Right-Wing Activist By Making Up Quotes That Sound Much Better, Given The Moment appeared first on The Onion.

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]]> 1851690993 Pedro Pascal: Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie! https://theonion.com/pedro-pascal-ooooh-wanna-kiss-kiss-kiss-mwah-mwah-smoochie-smoochie/ Thu, 31 Jul 2025 13:00:00 +0000 https://theonion.com/?p=1851688766 The post Pedro Pascal: Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie! appeared first on The Onion.

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]]> 1851688766 Zohran Mamdani: Some New Yorkers Say They Can Imagine Him With A Big Cape And Devil Horns https://theonion.com/zohran-mamdani-some-new-yorkers-say-they-can-imagine-him-with-a-big-cape-and-devil-horns/ Fri, 27 Jun 2025 18:26:02 +0000 https://theonion.com/?p=1851687216 The post Zohran Mamdani: Some New Yorkers Say They Can Imagine Him With A Big Cape And Devil Horns appeared first on The Onion.

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]]> 1851687216 Pills: Can We Get Some? We’re Really Hurting Right Now https://theonion.com/pills-can-we-get-some-were-really-hurting-right-now/ Thu, 13 Mar 2025 13:00:00 +0000 https://theonion.com/?p=1851681287 The post Pills: Can We Get Some? We’re Really Hurting Right Now appeared first on The Onion.

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]]> 1851681287 This Majestic Photo: Was It Worth The 6-Car Pileup We Caused To Get It? https://theonion.com/this-majestic-photo-was-it-worth-the-6-car-pileup-we-caused-to-get-it/ Thu, 09 Jan 2025 13:00:00 +0000 https://theonion.com/?p=1851676068 The post This Majestic Photo: Was It Worth The 6-Car Pileup We Caused To Get It? appeared first on The Onion.

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]]> 1851676068 ‘Cultivate A Growth Mindset’ And 40 Other Phrases That Give Sad Sacks Like You False Hope https://theonion.com/cultivate-a-growth-mindset-and-40-other-phrases-that-give-sad-sacks-like-you-false-hope/ Thu, 02 Jan 2025 13:00:00 +0000 https://theonion.com/?p=1851676064 The post ‘Cultivate A Growth Mindset’ And 40 Other Phrases That Give Sad Sacks Like You False Hope appeared first on The Onion.

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]]> 1851676064 Are We Living In A Golden Age Of Meaningless Questions? https://theonion.com/are-we-living-in-a-golden-age-of-meaningless-questions/ Thu, 19 Sep 2024 13:43:55 +0000 https://theonion.com/?p=1851669365 The post Are We Living In A Golden Age Of Meaningless Questions? appeared first on The Onion.

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]]> 1851669365 Our Devices: They’re Listening, Sure, But Do They Really Get Us? https://theonion.com/our-devices-theyre-listening-sure-but-do-they-really-get-us/ Thu, 12 Sep 2024 12:00:00 +0000 https://theonion.com/?p=1851668875 The post Our Devices: They’re Listening, Sure, But Do They Really Get Us? appeared first on The Onion.

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]]> 1851668875 Chappell Roan: We Hid In The Alley Behind Her Hotel, Knocked Out A Concierge On His Smoke Break, Stole His Uniform, Used It To Sneak Into The Kitchen, And Hid Inside Her Room Service Trolley, And She Was A Complete, Ungrateful Bitch About It https://theonion.com/chappell-roan-we-hid-in-the-alley-behind-her-hotel-knocked-out-a-concierge-on-his-smoke-break-stole-his-uniform-used-it-to-sneak-into-the-kitchen-and-hid-inside-her-room-service-trolley-and-she/ Fri, 30 Aug 2024 14:24:56 +0000 https://theonion.com/?p=1851664569 The post Chappell Roan: We Hid In The Alley Behind Her Hotel, Knocked Out A Concierge On His Smoke Break, Stole His Uniform, Used It To Sneak Into The Kitchen, And Hid Inside Her Room Service Trolley, And She Was A Complete, Ungrateful Bitch About It appeared first on The Onion.

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]]> 1851664569 Acts Of Profound And Unspeakable Evil Get A Bad Rap: Do They Really Deserve It? https://theonion.com/acts-of-profound-and-unspeakable-evil-get-a-bad-rap-do-1851587488/ https://theonion.com/acts-of-profound-and-unspeakable-evil-get-a-bad-rap-do-1851587488/#respond Thu, 11 Jul 2024 16:59:00 +0000 The post Acts Of Profound And Unspeakable Evil Get A Bad Rap: Do They Really Deserve It? appeared first on The Onion.

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]]> https://theonion.com/acts-of-profound-and-unspeakable-evil-get-a-bad-rap-do-1851587488/feed/ 0 1851587488 The Rise Of The Ethereal Specter Dad: Why More Fathers Are Choosing To Pass On And Watch Over Their Families From A Higher Astral Plane https://theonion.com/the-rise-of-the-ethereal-specter-dad-why-more-fathers-1851550566/ https://theonion.com/the-rise-of-the-ethereal-specter-dad-why-more-fathers-1851550566/#respond Thu, 20 Jun 2024 14:25:00 +0000 The post The Rise Of The Ethereal Specter Dad: Why More Fathers Are Choosing To Pass On And Watch Over Their Families From A Higher Astral Plane appeared first on The Onion.

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]]> https://theonion.com/the-rise-of-the-ethereal-specter-dad-why-more-fathers-1851550566/feed/ 0 1851550566 Why Gen Z Is Obsessed With This Enchanting Woodwind Tune That Lures Them Into The Woods In The Dark Of Night https://theonion.com/why-gen-z-is-obsessed-with-this-enchanting-woodwind-tun-1851293694/ https://theonion.com/why-gen-z-is-obsessed-with-this-enchanting-woodwind-tun-1851293694/#respond Thu, 29 Feb 2024 11:00:00 +0000 The post Why Gen Z Is Obsessed With This Enchanting Woodwind Tune That Lures Them Into The Woods In The Dark Of Night appeared first on The Onion.

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