Opinion

For sale! A secondhand buggy in fine and sturdy condition. Previous owner elderly invalid plutocrat. Pony not included. Reasonable terms. Kindly direct any and all…

Hey, how you all doin’ this evening? Say, I gotta ask you something. You got a second? Come over here. Come on over, I ain’t…

Where were you in July 17, 1981?

Have you seen my indentured servant? He answers to the name of Paddy and has been missing from the grounds since wash day. He’s about…

Aggggggh! Help! A spook! A spook! Nurse! Nurse! Help, a spook is loose in my chamber! Aieeee!

I think I gained a pound today. Oh my God, I’m sure I did. My midriff is distended by at least an inch and my…

They read you Cinderella, you hoped it would come true, and one day a Prince Charming would come rescue you. You like romantic movies, and…

Do you know what I love? I’ll give you a hint: I can’t speak to my loved ones, I eat irregularly at best and I…